
Cabaretti Cacophony
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- Kitt Kanto, Mayhem Diva
- Cards
- 100
- Current value
- $149.90
- Grade
- B+
How it grades
Fundamentals 87/100. Plays like Tokens and Lands-matter.
This reads as Tokens · Lands-matter, built around Kitt Kanto, Mayhem Diva. Go wide: flood the board with cheap bodies, multiply them, then convert width into damage or value with anthems, drain triggers, and sacrifice payoffs. Board wipes are the great enemy, so rebuild speed and token-doublers that refill fast matter more than any single big creature. Its strongest fundamental is ramp (15 ramp effects (want 9+ for this curve for Tokens)); the first thing to tighten is land count: 38 lands. About 42 fits this curve for Tokens.
- AMana reliability
- BLand count
- B+Mana curve
- A+Ramp
- ACard draw
- A+Interaction
- A+Commander synergy
- AWin conditions
- A-Card quality
- A+Legality & size
Where it falls short
- BLand count38 lands. About 42 fits this curve for Tokens.
- B+Mana curve25% of spells cost ≤2, 11% cost 6+.
Strong on mana reliability, ramp, card draw, interaction, commander synergy, win conditions, card quality and legality & size.
89 cards graded: A- 8, B+ 40, B 37, B- 4. The command zone is the plan, so it isn't graded.
Upgrades
Made together, they take Cabaretti Cacophony from B+ to A+.

Jetmir, Nexus of Revels1RGW$9.73
In place of Gahiji, Honored One: weakest slot in the deck (56/100)
Pays off your token engine (28 producers). Fits the commander's plan. Pays off the commanders' token plan.

Llanowar ElvesG$0.31
In place of Cabaretti Confluence: sorcery-speed removal: can't answer on their turn (56/100)
Fuels your go-wide payoffs (10 in deck). Top-5% staple by play data. Works with the commander directly.

Elvish MysticG$5.30
In place of False Floor: weakest slot in the deck (57/100)
EDHREC Tokens staple. Fuels your go-wide payoffs (10 in deck). Top-5% staple by play data.

Jaheira, Friend of the Forest2G$12.78
In place of Sizzling Soloist: weakest slot in the deck (59/100)
Fuels your go-wide payoffs (10 in deck). Top-5% staple by play data. Fits the commander's plan.

Craterhoof Behemoth5GGG$25.04
In place of Bess, Soul Nourisher: weakest slot in the deck (60/100)
Pays off your go-wide engine (38 producers). Pays off your token engine (28 producers). Top-5% staple by play data.

Welcoming Vampire2W$3.55
In place of Indulge // Excess: expensive for ramp: the help arrives late (60/100)
Pays off the commanders' go-wide plan. Pays off your go-wide engine (38 producers). Fuels your go-wide payoffs (10 in deck).

Song of TotentanzXR$4.22
In place of Vivien's Stampede: weakest slot in the deck (60/100)
Fuels your token payoffs (14 in deck). Pays off your token engine (28 producers). Pays off the commanders' token plan.

Mondrak, Glory Dominus2WW$47.22
In place of Crash the Party: weakest slot in the deck (61/100)
Fits the token build players run with your commanders. Fuels your token payoffs (14 in deck). Fuels your go-wide payoffs (10 in deck).

Anim Pakal, Thousandth Moon1RW$4.97
In place of Scepter of Celebration: weakest slot in the deck (63/100)
Fuels your token payoffs (14 in deck). Fuels your go-wide payoffs (10 in deck). Top-5% staple by play data.

Beast Whisperer2GG$9.08
In place of Duelist's Heritage: weakest slot in the deck (63/100)
Fuels your go-wide payoffs (10 in deck). Top-5% staple by play data. Fits the commander's plan.
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Decklist
Commander 1
Creatures 22
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Instants 10
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Sorceries 11
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Artifacts 8
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Enchantments 10
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Lands 38
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